Flowers For Mommy

In addition to teaching Joe that we do not have to put our already-removed socks back on before bathing for the purposes of removing them to then remove sock fuzz, Ted is also teaching Our Hero how to treat the ladies. On Saturdays, when the boys return from the stores and Little Gym, Joe will often burst into the house, bursting with the news that he has gotten Julie flowers. It's quite a sight--this sweetheart of a little boy wielding (there is no other word for it) a bouquet of flowers that is nearly as big as he is. Bring your mother flowers. . .Joe is in good hands, because Ted really is the best at many things, but most especially living out lessons like these.