Thursday, March 14, 2013

An Actual Dinner Table Conversation

Clara [whining]: Berenice licked my pants. . .

Ted [emphatically ignoring whining; brightly!]: What?  Oh!  Your pants?  Berenice licked your pants?! They must taste good.  Do they taste good?

Clara [whining]: Nooo. . .They're clothes.

Scene.

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