Thursday, January 3, 2013

Birdie Gets a New 'Do

"Debbie.  I know.  It's simply out of control."
Big day today, Brigade, big day!  Birdie got her first hair cut.  We all had dinner at the Chipotle down the street which gave Joe and a chance to give her the run down on how everything was going to go down.  Some of his key points were that there were a number of things to look at, including stuff you could put on your finger nails--if only one could open the bottles.  Also, Ms. Debbie would give Birdie haircut stuff to play with while she was getting her haircut.  (In case that was unappealing, Julie had come prepared with several lengthy Dr. Seuss books.)

There was, of course, rather a lot to look at in the salon once Birdie was ensconced in Ms. Debbie's station: the spray bottle, the hair drier, all of these people smiling at Birdie like she was the most darling girl on which they'd ever laid eyes.  Julie read One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish, and by the time she was done, so was Birdie.

And isn't she a picture, Brigade?

Birdie.  Sigh.



Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Birdie Makes Some Calls

We should tell you that Clara is quite taken with the phone these days, or what she considers to be the phone.  Any remote control will do, and as with all things, when she decides what she thinks, there's no convincing her otherwise.  Thus, you can tell her that her phone is a remote control and she will merrily show you that you really don't know what you're talking about.  The remote control in Duluth was apparently a direct line to Grandpa Charles, as he seemed to be the only person she could raise on the thing.  We told her to give him our love.

Goodbye Christmas!

Bambini at work.
The Christmas decorations have come down.  Before we left for 'Luth, the bambini helped Julie take down the holiday cards on the holiday card tree.  Of course, before he could assist, Joe informed Julie that he had to make the Kessel run--with his Millennium Falcon you know, Fans.  We are just waiting for the day when he whips out the whole line: "She's the ship that did the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs."  Really, because that it going to be a great day for the Rebel Alliance.

He was back at again yesterday, Kessel running here and there.  He was instructing Clara to take the snowspeeder and clean with it before he did his Kessel run.  Did he think it was a snowsweeper?  And surely it was only incidental that Clara--a girl--was being ordered to do the cleaning?  Though Clara would perhaps not be amenable to any intergalactic feminism campaign, as when in the superhero cape she got for Christmas from her Grandparents Trump, she will inform you that she is a princess, and will brook no alternative suggestions.

In any case, before we left for Dultuh, we packed up all yuletide trimmings save the tree, and yesterday, we managed to pack up all the ornaments and the tree in between all the Kessel runs.  Joe helped a bit when it came time to pull up the bag in which we store the artificial tree.

Joe and Clara had been flitting about in their underwear, but by the time the bag was being pulled up, they'd stripped down to nothing as bath was imminent.  Ted had been busy with the tree so did not notice the change right away, but when he did, he jokingly remarked to Joe that he looked magnificent.  Joe replied gleefully, "I'm naked!"  Indeed he was.  (As our longtime Fans know, Our Hero is most fond of being naked.)

(We don't know what Birdie is doing with her hands either.  But it's not very princess like, is it?)

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

'Luth!

Gotta huddle together for warmth in Duluth.
Fans!  We are back.  You might not have known we were gone!  It wasn't cold enough for us in the Twin Cities, so we went to Duluth--the Greater Whiter North--for the weekend ("'Luth!" as Clara called it).  We went to the Great Lakes Aquarium where we learned an awful lot about Lake Superior and sturgeon, and to a railroad museum which is pretty awesome even if you aren't a railroad enthusiast, and would be super awesome if you are.  But let's be honest: the trip's best moments were all part and parcel of traveling with the bambini.

Graham and Connor gave Joe a pretty great CD for Christmas.  We listened to it twice.  The rest of the time, we listened to Jack Jackson's rendition of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, with which Joe is currently obsessed, and The Interstate Managers' Hey Julie, with which Birdie is currently quite taken.  Woe unto to you, Mix Master, if you cue up the wrong version of Rudolph, let alone another song, or you do not manipulate the iPhone quickly enough to get the song cued up approximately two milliseconds are it has been demanded, or you would like to listen to something else.  Really, you should not even try to attempt another tune because that song will no sooner have begun than from the backseat you will hear, "I want to hear the Julie song!  The Julie song!  THE JULIE SONG!" and then "After we listen to the Julie song, can we listen to Rudolph?"--this last will be repeated incessantly until you respond: "Can we listen to Rudolph?  Can we listen to Rudolph?  Can we listen to Rudolph?  Can we listen to Rudolph?"  Yesterday, when requests for Rudolph and and Hey Julie were issued in stereo and with mounting hysteria lest the wrong one be played first, Julie temporarily banned both from the airwaves because frankly, Fans, her nerves were shot.

Now you would think that the elevator would engender a fierce who-will-press-the-buttons competition, but actually, it did not.  The bambini took turns quite amicably, even after Clara figured out that the button for the second floor of the lodge in which we were staying was the same as her age.  ("I two!")  Birdie even suffered her big brother's good natured but incessant correction of her referring to the elevator as escalator: "It's an EL-evator.  You always call it ESC-alator."  (This from the boy who charmingly kept noting that we had to "pay for the room!" every time the ket card was put into the lock.)

We ate out every meal, of course, so there were lots of opportunities to review the restaurant rules:
1.  We listen.  Clara: "Listening ears!  Listen to our teachers and our parents!"  Joe: "You don't have to say teachers.  There aren't any teachers here."
2.  We use inside voices.  Clara (screaming): "No screaming!"
3.  We walk.  Clara: "No running!"
4.  We sit in our seat.  (Usually by the time we reach this rule, anticipation has reached a fever-pitch so there is not necessarily any attendant echo.)
In short, we behave, or "'have," as Clara says right now and mostly, they 'haved.

The same could not be said of them once they were tucked into bed, but what can you expect when they were sharing a bed, and with Chloe ("Chloe!"), Pink Dog, Bear-y (Clara's), Neaky, Penguin, and Bear-y (Joe's).  That's a New Year's Rockin' Eve right there, Fans.  It was better than the hotel pool and hotel pools are pretty great.

We awoke this morning to Joe throwing his arms up and screaming "Happy new year!"  He'd been rehearsing for days, waiting for the day.

Happy new year, Dearest Fans.

Steady, Mates.
The trains were impressive.
I've been workin' on the railroad. . .
Vikings-Packers game cannot match finding lotion unattended.
Snack time.  (The bambini refer to eating bananas peeled like this eating them "monkey style.")
We ate at Fitger's twice.







Friday, December 28, 2012

Whoa-Ho-Ho

Suiting up for the light show
It snowed off and on all day today up in the Great White North, so it seemed a perfect night to crank up the heater and the Christmas music in the car, and set off for a pre-bedtime tour of holiday lights.  One of Julie's first Christmas memories was driving off to some street in greater Dallas where every house on the block was done up to the nines.  Ever since then, she'd loved driving around looking at holiday lights.  We toured two different neighborhoods tonight and saw all manner of holiday glitz.  Clara kept crowing out, "There's some holiday lights!" while Joe would sally forth with the more adult, "Well, would you look at this?!"  That was until he tried out "Whoa-ho-ho!"  Well, whoa-ho-ho indeed, Fans, whoa.  Ho.  Ho.  The glitzier the better so far as he was concerned, and if there was a lit up animal in the mix, even better.  (Birdie kept her own counsel.)  It's easy to fault the crossing of the really not-so-very-fine line between tastefulness and tackiness when it comes to holiday lights and be all safely snooty from the car as you rule on the merits of blinking lights, twinkle lights, blinkle lights (blinking and twinkling don't you know), mixing colors, mixing shapes and types and so on, but who can fault the spirit behind it all?  Really, all holiday lights are heart-warming and there's nothing not to love about piling into the car with the people you love to go and have a look.