The Bambini Return!

Fans, we've been talking to the bambini on the phone every night they've been at their Grandparents Trump's and can thus report something many of you, Fans, probably already knew: that the bambini's voices sound the same over the phone. Both are in that higher register of children. But we quickly discovered that one can tell them apart by what they say, the relative sophistication of their speech.

So we've been hearing the blow-by-blow of the bambini's adventures in what is, let's be frank, a veritable Bambini Shangri La: they spent their days going to a Lippenzaner horse show, the children's museum, the Lake Forest beach, the library, a puppet show, and the neighborhood pool. It all came to an end today at the Mauston, Wisconsin McDonald's where we met the Grandparents Trumpmobile but no tears were shed because Grandma Connie and Grandpa Charles will be in Minnesota in just six days!

And now we are motoring north on I-94 having a Frozen sing-a-long.  Love is and open door, Fans, and grandparents like Grandma Connie and Grandpa Charles.