That Maple Syrup!

But there are some things that really get Birdie's goat. For example, this maple syrup here that came with the groceries for the grocery cart. The top won't come off! She's done told us and told us that really, this top needs to come off. We've done told her and told her that it just doesn't. But you know, Birdie laughs when she's frustrated, too. She laughs a special machine-gun-esque type laugh.

The catsup that came with the groceries doesn't open either. Birdie's really fit to be tied over this whole state of affairs.